House Favorites
Pizza
Margherita Pie
A margherita pizza is a classic made with a thin crust, bright tomato sauce, fresh mozzarella, and fragrant basil, finished with a drizzle of olive oil for simple, timeless flavor.
$28.00
Spicy Soppressata Pie
A sopressata pizza features a zesty tomato sauce base, melted mozzarella, and slices of spicy, cured sopressata that crisp up in the oven, delivering a perfect balance of heat, savor, and crunch.
$35.00
Pizza Bianca Pie
A bianca pizza is a cheese-lover’s dream—no tomato sauce, just a rich blend of mozzarella, provolone, and fresh mozzarella, topped with cracked black pepper for a simple yet bold flavor.
$30.00
Rossa Pie
The rossa pie brings the heat with tomato three ways—bright cherry tomatoes, rich tomato sauce, and tangy sun-dried tomatoes—finished with a kick of spice for a vibrant, bold, and fiery bite.
$28.00
Slices
2 Slices Combo
Choice of Two Slices
$0.01
Drinks
Coke
$3.00
Bottle Water
$2.00
Manhattan Special - Espresso Soda
$5.00
San Pellegrino Flavored Sparkling Soda
$3.50
San Pellegrino Sparling Water
$4.00
Diet Coke
$3.00
Stupid Romans
Looking for something good to eat? Try the best pizzas in Brooklyn. Stupid Romans remains one of the most popular in Brooklyn thanks to its fresh offerings and classic pizzas. Give their menu a try and see what all the fuss is about. If you're feeling hungry, don't hesitate. Enjoy the top dishes Brooklyn has to offer. This restaurant is known for Margherita Pie. Try it for yourself and see what the fuss is about. Stupid Romans has been a Slice partner for one year. This local business is a feature of the community it serves. Curbside pickup makes takeout easy. All you have to do is place an order and show up. You can't beat that for convenience! Pay by credit card to make the checkout process easier.